You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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