I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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