: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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