This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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