the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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