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I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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