The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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