remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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