sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Randomize
