Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
How's work?
Spinning.
you inspire me to be a worse person
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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