cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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