Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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