She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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