Taylor Swift is so right about you.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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