I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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