it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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