hotel room ftw
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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