I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We had sex on a dog bed..
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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