do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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