we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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