i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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