The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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