He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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