if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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