Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You are a genius and a whore.
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