you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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