I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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