its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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