he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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