it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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