I got chris browned last night
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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