What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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