i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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