Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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