my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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