real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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