peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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