I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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