Sponge bath it is.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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