i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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