And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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