I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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