If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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