I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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