people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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