You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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