just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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