He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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