She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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