Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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