she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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