I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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