I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
